The Wonderful adventures of Sander and Troublesomej #2!

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Continuing our episode one, after TJ and Sander spend months of being lazy, watching tv, and eating pizza, they decided they would go on a new adventure. Sadly, they couldnt decide what they were going to do. After alot of bragging,poking,jumping,screaming,punching, and so on, they still havnt came up with a subject.

Sander: COMON! i really REALLY want to go skydiving in the lava in Ironforge!!!
TJ: NO! we're to cool for a thing as skydiving... i suggest we raid orgrimmar!
Sander: raid orgrimmar.... are you a moron?
TJ: eh... yeah.... but you are too.....
Sander: oops....
Sander: well, then why dont we go.. ehm..... perform a magic act in the Undercity?
TJ: Sander.... we arent mages....
Sander: but but but.... aw screw it :\

After long bragging, acting stupid, and more bragging, suddenly a dwarf came running into the home of TJ and Sander.

Sander: .... WHO THE f**k ARE YOU?!
Yashima: Sander, im your father.
Sander: ehm no ur not...
Yashima: ehm... well... im... a midget?
TJ: say Sander?
Sander: ya?
TJ: can i shoot him a bullet between his eyes?
Sander: no?
TJ: why not?
Sander: because hes lvl 68?
TJ: good point....
Yashima: well, i heard u bragging about what u 2 should go do, why cant i join? Im ATLEAST as crazy as the 2 of you, and i DO have a good plan.
Sander and TJ: what plan?
Yashima: we'll go raid ST!
Sander: ST.... easy english?
Yashima: Sunken temple
Sander: oh THAT spot! wait.. i have a quest in there, why not?
TJ: im ok with that, lets get some more friends and lets go annoy ST then.

So the 2 heroes and a moron*cough* 3 heroes got themselves some more friends and went off to ST. meanwhile Sander was still sad because he couldnt get the chance to go skydiving in IF's lava.

Sander: *swimming* so this is the place huh?
Yashima: ya.....
TJ: ?! not good here, the owner doesnt clean it good, and its sunken!!
Sander: oh FFS TJ! why do u think they call it S-U-N-K-E-N temple...?
TJ: well i thought it was sunken in the instactive perspection of interpretal non saluting accomadation?
Sander: oh yeah, didnt thought of that one, but its wrong.
TJ: Whatever.
Sander: FFS IM DROWNING!!!

Yashima and TJ swimmed to Sander and save him.

yashima: ehm TJ, he just hanged himself, hes dead.
TJ: nono, he was all wet, i just hang him there to dry.
Yashima: omg.... u $%(#^*%*&^$!!!!!
TJ: wha? i dont speak midget language
Yashima: nvm, ill just ress him.

So our heroic trio (and friends) entered ST.

Sander: OMG!! its a.. a... zombie!
TJ and yash: Throw something at him quick!
*zombie slowly advancing*
Sander: *grabs a PS3 and attempts to throw it*
TJ: SANDER U NOOB! DONT throw the PS3! it has awsome graphics blueray and awesome facts that i dont know!
*TJ grabs a WII and attempts to throw it*
Sander: NO! fu TJ! the WII has cool controllers and awesome every changing games! and... WII SPORTS! i love BOXING!
TJ: we throw the XBOX360?
TJ and Sander and Yashima: agreed.
*xbox gets thrown* *zombie dies*

So after that the heroic trio advanced in ST, killing a hellish lot of mobs.

*meanwhile*
Sander: ehm... guys?
The rest: ya?
Sander: i... need to go to... the toilet.
The rest: NOT AGAIN! (check episode 1)
Sander: we need to find a toilet... cant... hold... it
TJ: ok guys, but... this is a sunken temple of 1337 years old, there are walking zombies and other stupid things, including dragons, and there should be a toilet here?
Yashima: OFCOURSE!

So after 3 hours of braggin, searching, alas... im not gonna name all those things again, they were lost.

TJ: so.. wheres the toilet...
Sander: wait ive seen this place be4, its not far away! i know the directions they are easy.

(!) for the directions for the toilet in ST, check the pic of me explaining them.(!)

Sander: ooh whats that thing there?
TJ: Jammal'an, the priest
Yashima: we need to kill him right
Sander: think so.
TJ: ok guys ive got a plan; *whisper whisper*
Yashima: good enough, lets do it

TJ runs screaming at jammal'an. The other forces try to sneak up.
Suddenly, when TJ ran up the stairs, he tripped, and falled with his head on this stairs, a big OUCH! from all the party membs sounded.
jammal'an started to attack the team.
Everyone ran screaming around like a girl when jammal'an hypnotized Yashima and made him attack us.
The battle lasted some time, eventually Sander K.O'd jammal'an by grabbing a chair and smashing Jammal'an with it.

The group continued but had to jump down a great distance.

Yashima: Sander?
Sander: yeah?
Yashima: im afraid of heights....
Sander: no worries i got a perfect cure for that.
Yashima: it reall-y- wwo-rks?
Sander: ye it does, no worries.
*the rest jumps down* *sander and Yashima stay on top*
Sander: ok yashima this wont take long, just go stand on the ridge.
Yashima: oo-ok.....
*sander pushes Yashima*

Yashima: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
*SMACK*!
Sander, its good that u wear mail, ur not hurt at all, see that it worked? ur down. *jumps down too*
Yashima: grr ill get you for that...

*the team goes on*

Yashima: ok... so what do we do now:
Sander: oh, theres a group of mobs their, lets sneak past em.

Trying to ran past, suddenly the group got pulled and the heroic team almost had a wipe.

TJ: Who did it?
Yashima: Sander did it!!
Sander: Yashima did it!!

(!) see the pic above of the poking battle (!)

A battle started out between Yashima and Sander, deciding who did it.
They decided to decide who did it with a epix bar fight poking battle.
This ended in a Tie and the whole team decided that TJ's pet, Eevee, did it.

Later on, the team finnaly reached the last boss. Also known as Enrikus' Shade (or something).

Sander:.. ok that thing's big.
Yashima: no worries ill solo it.
TJ: but yashima?
Yashima: ye?
TJ: your a midget.
Yashima: oh not AGAIN! i WONT TOLERATE being called a midget, i just have a growdisease which... well.. just STFU TJ!
Sander: u just attack him.. or something :\

yashima attacked the shade, and got down to 20% health with the shade at 1337%.

Sander: wtf?! HEY STORYTELLER!

Yes?

Sander: how in THE NAME OF YOU-KNOW-WHO can that shade have 1337%? he can only have a friggin 100%! and this way we cant win!

Oh screw it *cries* i always was bad at maths is that my fault?!

Sander: yeah...

FU Sander!

Sander: just give him 1% and ill forgive ya.

*Storyteller thinking* is that a fair battle? ah wel... ill just do it.. my maths suck anyways.

And so the shade had 1% health.

Sander: YASH SMACK IT!
Yash: *smacks the shade* WMWAUWAHWAH we beat it!

Everyone: WOOOHOOOOOO!!

So episode 2 of our great heroes ended.... or not?

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Storyteller: ok.. now ill get those retards back for annoying me with my bad maths skills...

*storyteller throws thunder down on our heroic team and everyone dies*

Storyteller: Sweet revenge u bastards! ^.^

*END*

well guys, this were my old stories, if things work out soon ill be writing a new story with me Goldenfaith and Flati! must be fun

stay tuned for episode #3! ^.^

and leave a reply! or else my best one is the one after this, also the last one to the triology so far... mayb if you motivate me ill do more.