The wonderful adventures of Sander and Troublesomej #3: The Revenge of King Mosh

welcome back to my series! Now, this one is quite an improvement. it includes situations at hand, a dairy, and pics while the story is unfolding. have fun!








Hello fellow WoW players! I guess you’ve come to hear a story, didnt you? Well, as luck has it, I, Illidan Stormrage, have crossed over the dairy of 2 of the most famous hunters! You know who im speaking about do you? Ofcourse you do! Silly Hunter Sander and Troublesomej!
Lets have a look shall we? It all started when our heroes came back tired from ST and were resting in their cozy little house in dustwallow marsh. But who am I to read the mighty stories hidden in this book that was so hard to find? Read for yourself:

Day 234,534 of my dairy 19:55, I, Sander , am playing Mario kart Wii with TJ, and totally kicking his ass.
Life is normal over here, we’re just the morons we are and we’re enjoying life, theres always time to work... later ^^. Soon some friends are going to come over to have a huge party with red bull, a pinata, and some other cool things.

00:59: this party is awesome! I ate tons of candy and stuff, and TJ is dancing on the table after a beer too much, but i think we will go to sleep now, its been fun... till tomorrow diary!

day 235 of my dairy, 12:00: WHAT THE HELL?! The roof is gone! When we yelled ‘’THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!’’ i didnt mean it?! What the hell happened?!
Brb dairy, im going to call TJ!



(sander = s, TJ = TJ)

S: TROUBLESOMEEEEEJJJJJJ!!!!!!
TJ: *suddenly wakes up* who what where?! I DIDNT DO IT!
S: bad consience TJ...?
TJ: oops ._.
S: Did you break the roof?
TJ: no... and i didnt break our house either, nor did i drank your total collection of red bull and erased all your saves on mario kart wii because you totally pwned me and i felt sorry for myself and found it good to erase em.
S: YOU DID WHAT?!
TJ: d**n you sander! I felt for it again ._.
S: haha.. stupid low int hunter... your int is ALMOST as low as that of torski! Anyways... we need to find out who did this, lets investigate shall we? Search for clues?
TJ: dude this aint scoobeedoo...
S: we are weirdos TJ... everything works, lets just pack for a journey and have some breakfast!



Sander’s diary, day 236, 11:00 AM: We’ve started searching for clues now, we will take revenge for whoever ravaged our house! We’ve packed for quite a journey, as our stories never go that easy.. We also brought mario kart wii, guess ill pwn TJ again ^^

TJ: SANDER!!!!!
S: WHAT WHAT WHAT? You found a clue?
TJ: YES!!!! Over here!
S: TJ....
TJ: yes?
S: thats a brick.
TJ: but dont you find it a SUSPICIOUS brick???
S: (yay, im stuck with that and i need to solve a mystery which i dont know a crap about.. cool. ._.)
TJ: SANDER!!!! I GOT A CLUE!
S: (yeah not like im going to fall for that one again)...

Sander’s diary, day 236, 14:00, after searching the whole area for clues I decided to check the clue TJ was whining about. These were some footprints! Tauren prints actually... its a miracle that noob actually did something usefull ._. ah well, even though we searched alot we finnaly have a point now.



S: where do taurens live TJ?
TJ: on land.
S: doh...
TJ: the barrens too!
S: we’ll go have a look there then.

Sanders diary, day 237, 10:00. Its morning, we’ve camped in the barrens after a long day of traveling , we had some pie and red bull, and i once again p00ned TJ at mario kart wii.
Now we will randomly start searching for a tauren and see if he has something to do with it.

S: A TAUREN! Hes running! GET HIM TJ GET HIM!
TJ: NP! I GOT SWIFTNESS POT!
S: What the hell O.o? ._.? no idea where he got that.. but it sure works...
TJ: I GOT HIM!
S: soooo... mr tauren sir.... WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR HOUSE?!
Tauren: *silence*
TJ: *silence*
S: O.o... ( they are glaring at each other.... oookay... ill do nothing and see what happens)



*TJ kills the tauren*
S: WHAT THE HELL?! Now he will never tell us what happened 
TJ: sander, look at his ass.
S: TJ EEEEWW! YOU SICK DEMENTED PERVERT! WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE D-
TJ: no seriously, look at his ass.
S: ‘’Hogger was here’’? what the hell ._.
TJ: any idea where Hogger is?
S: yea, heard rumours hes in elwynn, lets start travelling then.

Sander’s diary, day 237, 18:00; we’re on the boat to the Eastern kingdoms now, we still have alot of food so nothing to worry about yet, we should be arriving in Booty bay soon... the next step is a gryphon to the fabled Stormwind.’’

TJ: so sander.. this is a.. gryphon?
S: yep.
TJ: and we’re going to sit on it and its going to take us to SW?
S: yep.
TJ: and we’re not going to fall off....?
S: dont hope so.
TJ: you do know that i am afraid of heights..?
S: yep.
TJ:...?
S: NOW GET ON A GRYPHON OR ILL TELL WHOLE BOOTY BAY THAT Y-
TJ: OKAY OKAY! Sjeesh ._.

Sanders diary, day 237, 22:30. we’ve finnaly arrived in SW and taking a sleep in the inn. The innkeeper doesnt know we’re leaving tomorrow and that we’re not paying, its busy here, he wont notice ^^, and we do need our money! Helloooo! We’re in a epic adventure ;p’

S: So this is elwynn... we’ll have to start a long d**n journey to find hogger... now letsee... whats the smartest to do...
Tj: sander?
S: not now TJ
TJ: sander...?
S: TJ dont you see im thinking?
TJ: sander...........................?
S: WHAT?!
TJ: hoggers over there...
S: ahyes..... ._.

TJ: okay we got 3 options, to kill it, to kill it, or to stare at it.
Tj: ill stare at it.
S: (it worked last time, why wouldnt it work now? XD)
TJ: okay i got it, you can pwnzor him now, i dont wonna, imma lazy.
S: if you say so... LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!





TJ : okay heres the deal:
S: im listening.
TJ: Theres Epic gear in the deadmines which we need, and a hint who did this in a chest guarded by a big tauren.
S: eeh... you speak hoggerish?
TJ: no, but he telekeneticly sent me this : PEIC – THCSE – TNEAU – MNISEAEDD – NIHT, and that spells epic - chest – tauren – deadmines – hint! Easy as pie no?
S: ._. .......................... sounds wacky enough to be right.

Sander’s diary, day 239, 10:00 : we had a day of rest, yay to mario kart wii. We’re now going to the deadmines. I dont know if we can trust TJ’s telekenetic powers, but atm its all we got so itl have to do, he was mumbling about smite gunpowder and a cannon in his sleep... he really is weird :\’’

Sander’s diary, day 239, 14:00. we’ve cleared all of deadmines up to this door that wont open, there seems to be some kind of puzzle, and we arent the smartest of nelfs so this is quite hard. We’re trying to figure it out dairy, d**n you cant help, guess you’re smarter then us both :[

TJ: d**n PUZZLE! *bonks head to wall*
S: no need to do that TJ... *thinking* but wait... in your sleep you said something about a cannon and gunpowder... and heres a cannon. Whats that in your hand TJ?
TJ: gunpowder, why?
S: ... YOU FOOLISH SICK STUPID LITTLE...
TJ: i know sander, i love you too.
S: just hand me the d**n powder -.-
TJ & S: BOMBS AAAAWAAAAAY!



Sander’s diary, day 239, 16:00. We’ve just killed smite after a hard battle, he nearly got us down but luckely TJ Castrated smite with his weapon, giving me the chance to ‘axe him in the belly klling him. We’re now going to check whats inside the chest! Aint that great dairy? ^^





Sander’s diary, day 239, 19:00. We’ve found the epic gear! And im snatching it allll TJ aint worthy of imba gear >;D. The hint says King mosh nuked ur house, that leads to some questions... Dairy, what was King mosh doing in dustwallow? What does he have against us? I dont know...
Well, i only know this King Mosh is a raptor/dinosaur and that he walks in ungoro and is feared ammongst mankind... but i got imba gear muahaha ^^ I R EVIL! (yes swepal its true. You heard it.)





Sanders diary, day 241, 8:00 ; we’ve travelled to ungoro, and stayed a night at the so called inn... not so much, the innkeeper is link(en) ! doesnt that sounds fimiliar? Ive seen that sword before...
We’re going to search for king mosh now.



S: hey look TJ! A big dinosaur? Is that king mosh?
TJ: dunno, lets ask him.
S: are you king mo- * tyrant devilsaur stomps sander* ouch....
TJ: omg! You killed sander! YOU BASTARD!
*tyrant foolish devilsaur lifts foot*
S: Feign death biatch > now its time to try my new awesome gear....





Sander’s diary, day 241, 10:00. ( TJ WRITING) we killed the tyrant devilsaur, atleast, sander did, he doesnt want to share the gear with me unfair! Well his gear prooved imba, he killed that beast without any probs... we’re still searching for king mosh, havnt found him yet.

S: O_O whats that big white thing over there....?
TJ: no idea but its coming towards us...



Devilsaur: YOU!!!! You should not have come back here!
S: why did king mosh do this?! And why can you talk?!
Devilsaur: dont you think devilsaurs go to school..? silly hunter, im smarter then you are!
S: but not stronger... answer my questions!
Devilsaur: our King did this because you killed his best friend!
S & TJ: ???
Devilsaur: dont you renember your first adventure...? ( EPISODE #1)
S: WHAT THE HECK?! How do you know my past O_O?!
Devilsaur: DOH! Im a huge fan of your series! I read em aswell on www.kolguild.net!
S: O_O... wtf? Is my life on the internet?
Devilsaur: yep... and if you want to get to King Mosh you’ll have to get past me first.
S: no prob. Go ahead TJ.
Devilsaur: im going to stomp y-
*TJ shoots the devilsaur a bullet between the eyes, devilsaur dies*
TJ: doh... prolly a nerdy dinosaur, he was a d**n wimp.
S: yep.

Sander’s diary, day 241 15:00; the final showdown is there! We’ve found King Mosh and are going to ambush him soon. We will take revenge for our house..! that bastard aint living another day...
Diary, wish us luck.



S & TJ at the same time: O_O..................... HUGE RAPTOR!
*King Mosh turns around*
King Mosh: YOU BOTH?! DIIEEEEE!!!
S: oh yay another talking raptor ._. what has become of the world... -.- CHARGE TJ!
*King Mosh charges at the duo*
S: change of plans TJ, RUUUUUUN! O_O

Sander’s diary, day 241, 20:00; after a huge fight we managed to lure king mosh into the lava of fire plume ridge! After that the Vulcano erupted and threw King Mosh all the way back to ungoro, we made a picture of a reminder. I let TJ skin it so i could keep the imba gear go me! We’ve finnaly taken revenge and will start rebuilding our house, i still pwn TJ on mario kart wii ^^ cheers! Well sweet diary, so far for one of our wacky adventures... good night! And have a nice sleep ^_^



So Fellow wow players, did you like that? I sure hope you did, I, Illidan, did sure enjoy it! Even more because Sander is a good friend of mine. Want to hear more from them? Maybe if you motivate them they will yet again have another adventure!

(P.S : If anyone reads this, tell Sandokan to stop killing me. Even though im hard to kill and sando deserves some nice items, Ressing continuously isnt nice you know! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! I mean he couldve just asked... thanks.)




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